I am at that point in my life when I want everything to stay as is. I have no interest in growing up. I am a 20-year old college student old and I like not having any major responsibilities outside of school. I have no kids, no major bills, and it's totally acceptable for me to lounge around the house for most of my week watching Dance Mom's and Glee without incurring any judgement. If I were twenty years older, my lifestyle would sure to be criticized. The mere thought of having to worry about 401K's and mortgage payments makes me cringe with a mental queasiness so severe, I find myself having to watch at LEAST 20 minutes of cat videos on youtube to erase the thought. I realize that my episodes of laziness and unmotivation are very unappealing and not at all inspiring, and believe me, once the summer is over and school starts back up, I am a much better example of young, collegiate womanhood. But as Bruno Mars would sing, Today I don't feel like doin' anyyyythiiiiing.